Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
yo hey don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t have sex with a certain amount of people bc guess what??? sex feels good and that’s a good thing so you should be allowed to have it as much as you please
the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
my friends aren’t allowed to be friends with each other they can only be friends with me and the only time they can talk to each other is to discuss how much they love me
duh
I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time
(Source: -everysecond)
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
(Source: mrs-prozac)
you cant eat the pussy until you finish your vegetables
PLeASE BE NICE TO PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON IN THEIR LIFE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT
I am very serious about my desire to start a petition that tumblr delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together